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« Reply #675 on: March 05, 2014, 07:40:04 PM »

Cool find, Dean.

http://www.faithvillage.com/blogpost/7f0d49b3731a4f27b14020227ff77acb/ruth_4_strange_negotiations

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« Reply #676 on: March 06, 2014, 09:26:31 AM »

You guys do know that God is a Mopar man???   Jeremiah 32-37  "....I shall drive then out in my Fury " cheers
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« Reply #677 on: April 05, 2014, 08:39:57 AM »

Since it's now Saturday I'll put this here instead of the Friday location:

I was walking along Clifton beach in Marquette when I came across a lamp partially buried in the sand.

I picked up the lamp and gave it a rub. A genie appeared and told me I had been granted one wish.

I thought for a moment and said, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK then, I want to die only when any American government balances its budget, eliminates its debt and stamps out corruption”

"You sneaky bastard," said the genie...............

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« Reply #678 on: April 07, 2014, 09:10:36 AM »

Hmmmmm....Good thing you didn`t request a foot tall rooster......................... cheers
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« Reply #679 on: April 08, 2014, 07:14:50 PM »

Are you referring to the "Seldom Seen" part of "Slim"?
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« Reply #680 on: April 09, 2014, 10:01:23 AM »

Are you referring to the "Seldom Seen" part of "Slim"?
uhhh...............Yes cheers
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« Reply #681 on: April 09, 2014, 02:16:38 PM »

I've had a Phd since I was 15. A pretty hard *ick evil
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« Reply #682 on: April 09, 2014, 02:24:37 PM »

No kidding?? I was born with OCD....Old Car Disorder.
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« Reply #683 on: April 09, 2014, 03:00:57 PM »

Jerry, didn't you mean to say "old codger disorder"?
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« Reply #684 on: April 10, 2014, 09:27:46 AM »

Pace yourself Monte cheers
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« Reply #685 on: April 10, 2014, 10:23:25 AM »

Jerry, that's exactly what my wife says to me!
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« Reply #686 on: April 10, 2014, 11:57:16 AM »

Monte, did you leave off the first few words of her comment to you?  Something like "Pick up the. . ."? rolleyes
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« Reply #687 on: April 10, 2014, 01:34:54 PM »

 huh..............Friday already???
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« Reply #688 on: April 10, 2014, 02:17:19 PM »

Just warming up......trying to pace myself!
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« Reply #689 on: April 17, 2014, 11:27:47 AM »

Sighhh..... the frustrating life of an aging Landspeed racer

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