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Author Topic: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread  (Read 202728 times)
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« Reply #585 on: September 26, 2013, 09:50:07 AM »

Sorry if I seem blunt...That`s just how I roll...........................
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« Reply #586 on: September 26, 2013, 10:04:17 AM »

I'm trying to figure out why they mine potash at the salt flats... shouldn't they move their operation to Colorado or Washington  rolleyes

Then they`d have to transport it...can`t use open trailers..Probably use reefers............

I'd bet the drivers name would be herb.
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« Reply #587 on: September 26, 2013, 10:06:38 AM »

floydjer's pretty good at this, not one of his puns were half baked.
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« Reply #588 on: September 26, 2013, 10:16:04 AM »

I'm trying to figure out why they mine potash at the salt flats... shouldn't they move their operation to Colorado or Washington  rolleyes

Then they`d have to transport it...can`t use open trailers..Probably use reefers............

I'd bet the drivers name would be herb.
And they`d be double-jointed
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« Reply #589 on: September 26, 2013, 10:17:15 AM »

That is the reason we all refer to him as our "Bud".
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« Reply #590 on: September 26, 2013, 10:24:15 AM »

Couldn`t leaf it alone could you Monte Huh
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« Reply #591 on: September 26, 2013, 10:50:16 AM »

Jerry and the rest of you miscreants, you have me laughing hard enough that I'm all twisted up.
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« Reply #592 on: September 26, 2013, 11:18:05 AM »

Do fish party with sea weed???
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« Reply #593 on: September 26, 2013, 11:22:20 AM »

Jerry, that might be one toke over the line...  cheers
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« Reply #594 on: September 26, 2013, 01:13:49 PM »

Reminds me of the two stoners headed home  along the rail road tracks after a party...One says ' Man, these are the longest stairs I`ve ever seen" The other replies " At least we have a rail to hold on to ....."
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« Reply #595 on: September 26, 2013, 01:15:39 PM »

Jerry, that might be one toke over the line...  cheers
You hooked me with that one.....It was on a whole ` nother scale...........................
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« Reply #596 on: September 26, 2013, 05:52:56 PM »

Jerry, that might be one toke over the line...  cheers
Like this?  cool You want watch the Lawrence Welk one.
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« Reply #597 on: September 26, 2013, 06:49:48 PM »


ROTFLMAO!

I can just hear Lawrence -

"We needa geta songa dat'll reacha the youngsters".

So - it's Jerry's Birthday, and this whole thread has gone to pot.

Some people might say it's all coincidence.  rolleyes

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« Reply #598 on: September 26, 2013, 07:54:47 PM »

Wunnerful, wunnerful. Turn off the bubble machine....

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« Reply #599 on: September 26, 2013, 08:06:13 PM »

Bogart and craft rolleyes
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