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« Reply #3765 on: October 19, 2018, 09:29:28 AM »

I bought a new thesaurus and all of the pages are blank.....I have no words for how angry that made me......
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« Reply #3766 on: October 19, 2018, 09:32:22 AM »

O.K....I see how Bob wants to play.....Why did the guy wear his wedding ring on the wrong finger???...Because he married the wrong woman.... cheers
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« Reply #3767 on: October 19, 2018, 09:56:55 AM »

Recently I was invited to a friends wedding... invitation required a RSVP

I guess "maybe next time" was not an acceptable answer for his bride

Reminds me of a quote by David Hidalgo of the band, "Los Lobos".

Before they started recording and touring, they played a lot of weddings in and around East LA.

"If you got married in East LA in the 1970s, we played your wedding", and adds, "Probably both of them".
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« Reply #3768 on: October 19, 2018, 11:43:35 AM »

MEDICAL ALERT!!!

Attention users of the "Little Blue Pill"

MEDICAL ALERT!!!

Reliable news reports this morning say that Russia's leading pharmaceutical manufacturer, based in Moscow and owned by an oligarch pal of Putin, has begun  production of a generic "Little Blue Pill" copy.

Please ensure that the pill you are taking is genuinely U.S. made.

We can't have the Russians messing with our erections!

Are you Chinese with the Flied Lice?Huh?, grin
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