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« Reply #3660 on: July 06, 2018, 01:37:41 PM »

I got fired from my part time job at the calendar factory.  All I did, was take a couple of days off.

Then we will expect you to be more august in September  cheers
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MSA Bockscar Lakester #1000 my fastest mile 245 and change, 84 ci turbobusa motor... but Corey's 233 MPH H/BFL record is still 3MPH faster than mine.
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« Reply #3661 on: July 06, 2018, 02:08:57 PM »



Then we will expect you to be more august in September  cheers
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I will accept that challenge!!
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« Reply #3662 on: July 06, 2018, 03:01:44 PM »

know why hurricanes travel so fast??  Because if they moved less briskly, They`d be slow-I-canes cheers
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« Reply #3663 on: July 06, 2018, 03:04:38 PM »

I`m not ignoring Monte`s theme for the day....I just let it go in one year and out the other....
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« Reply #3664 on: July 13, 2018, 07:11:14 AM »

anyone want a Golden Retriever  ??   I have had one for 8 months and he has not retrieved so much as a speck.....
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« Reply #3665 on: Today at 07:42:03 AM »

Hmm.....looks like I am on my own here....hey JB, How does a train eat ??..It goes chew-chew
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« Reply #3666 on: Today at 07:43:42 AM »

I almost bought a metal detector, But I found out you have to swing both ways....
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