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« Reply #3555 on: March 09, 2018, 07:48:57 AM »

thinking about getting a job washing mirrors...I could see myself doing that...............
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« Reply #3556 on: March 09, 2018, 07:57:39 AM »

I bought a whiteboard for the shop...Those things are remarkable.................................
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« Reply #3557 on: March 09, 2018, 08:06:30 AM »

Primo stuff this morning, Jerry.
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« Reply #3558 on: March 09, 2018, 10:49:54 AM »

thinking about getting a job washing mirrors...I could see myself doing that...............
I bought a whiteboard for the shop...Those things are remarkable.................................

This week's theme - reflection and correction.  wink
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« Reply #3559 on: March 09, 2018, 10:51:10 AM »

Speaking of corrections - Jerry - When are you getting out?  wink
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« Reply #3560 on: March 09, 2018, 11:19:02 AM »

Not that any of this reflects unkindly on Jerry.

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« Reply #3561 on: March 12, 2018, 05:56:20 PM »

Sheesh!
Because of you guys and your, ummm....  "Humor" I spent all weekend trading phone calls with my Turkish drug dealer!
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« Reply #3562 on: March 13, 2018, 08:23:47 AM »

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« Reply #3563 on: March 13, 2018, 08:39:46 AM »

Can't believe I stumped the great FJ.
(Hint) read it out loud
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« Reply #3564 on: March 13, 2018, 09:05:39 AM »

Eh-hem..............


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« Reply #3565 on: March 13, 2018, 10:09:48 AM »

I know, I know.
But I had eaten too much over the weekend and couldn't weight
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« Reply #3566 on: March 13, 2018, 01:42:01 PM »

sigh.............................................. cheers


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« Reply #3567 on: March 16, 2018, 07:55:02 AM »

The Dog Star never laughs at my jokes...he`s too Sirius............
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« Reply #3568 on: March 16, 2018, 07:56:16 AM »

Saw a space creature with 3 eyes...It was an Aliiien.................
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« Reply #3569 on: March 16, 2018, 08:56:26 AM »

Thanks Jer! Aleyeseyeseyesen is really hard to pronounce!  tongue A real tang-toungler!  angry grin
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