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« Reply #3525 on: February 09, 2018, 10:03:57 AM »

President Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!”
This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”
Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout “Donald,  - duck!”
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« Reply #3526 on: February 09, 2018, 10:59:57 AM »

A good friend of mine told me he has an allergy to alcohol...

It makes him break out in handcuffs...........  cheers
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« Reply #3527 on: February 09, 2018, 11:29:48 AM »

Ever wonder why they call them "handcuffs" since they put them around arrest....
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« Reply #3528 on: February 09, 2018, 01:47:32 PM »

I can`t think of a reply off the cuff.................
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« Reply #3529 on: February 09, 2018, 02:43:53 PM »

Must be why the police "Awrest" you when they put them on...
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« Reply #3530 on: February 09, 2018, 03:11:05 PM »

can`t believe a wrist joke has me ...pinned............................
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« Reply #3531 on: February 09, 2018, 03:14:51 PM »

OK..Found this...


* 1 terwrt.jpg (38.45 KB, 454x583 - viewed 63 times.)
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« Reply #3532 on: February 09, 2018, 03:18:38 PM »

You guy`s can carry forth with  the wrist jokes..I`ll "watch"....It`ll be a joint effort..........
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« Reply #3533 on: February 09, 2018, 05:34:31 PM »

What a limp reply!  cry cry
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« Reply #3534 on: February 09, 2018, 07:11:57 PM »

Well we do have rules here.... one of them requires restraint  rolleyes
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« Reply #3535 on: February 09, 2018, 08:41:16 PM »

Leather straps and collars  huh huh huh

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« Reply #3536 on: February 16, 2018, 09:33:59 AM »

Where does a mouse keep his boat???...At the hickory dickory dock...........
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« Reply #3537 on: February 16, 2018, 12:20:17 PM »

I have a friend who's an MD. He's famous for the cocktail he invented containing smoke flavoring and rum. We call him the hickory daiquiri doc.
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« Reply #3538 on: February 16, 2018, 01:16:10 PM »

Sounds like a fun doctor...................I used to drink before English lit. class...helped me to write Tequila Mockingbird.................
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« Reply #3539 on: February 16, 2018, 04:01:25 PM »

Now trouble is brewing...
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