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« Reply #3405 on: November 03, 2017, 01:45:33 PM »

What do you call a woman that gambles??....Betty... cheers
What do you call a woman that rambles?
Depends on if you can get a word in.

Personally, I'd just send her a text . . .
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« Reply #3406 on: November 03, 2017, 07:21:42 PM »

Daylight Savings time change this weekend.  Don't forget to "Fall Forward."   evil

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« Reply #3407 on: November 10, 2017, 09:13:06 AM »

It`s that time of the year again.....What do you sing at a snow man`s birthday party???   Freeze a jolly good fellow...............
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« Reply #3408 on: November 17, 2017, 09:08:00 AM »

I crossed a turkey with a banjo...Now I have a bird that plucks itself..............
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« Reply #3409 on: November 17, 2017, 09:08:51 AM »

.....thinking I might cook a tofu turkey for this year...Pranksgiving... evil
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« Reply #3410 on: November 17, 2017, 09:14:49 AM »

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and the sun?
One rises from the east, the other rises from the yeast!
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« Reply #3411 on: November 17, 2017, 10:32:56 AM »

That`s funny , No matter how you slice it.... cheers
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« Reply #3412 on: November 17, 2017, 10:42:00 AM »

Ah, talk of the staff of life.  I have always insisted on the breast in bed. cheers

I mean the best in bread!  Silly mistake - 'scuse me.
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« Reply #3413 on: November 17, 2017, 10:57:59 AM »

Jerry, I know you want to quit doing Thanksgiving Day jokes, but you can't quit cold turkey  cheers
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« Reply #3414 on: November 17, 2017, 11:28:54 AM »

Aaaaaaand Bob gets a leg-up on all of us..........................
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« Reply #3415 on: November 17, 2017, 01:33:14 PM »

Aaaaaaand Bob gets a leg-up on all of us..........................

He is a dog like that...
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« Reply #3416 on: November 17, 2017, 04:10:17 PM »

I really hate cold turkey but I can handle a nice warm breast.

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« Reply #3417 on: November 17, 2017, 05:24:42 PM »

Aaaaaaand Bob gets a leg-up on all of us..........................

He is a dog like that...
when Bob was a young pup he rated women on an alpha-numeric scale....always stopping before K-9... evil
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« Reply #3418 on: November 17, 2017, 10:04:22 PM »

Wow, take a couple of hours off and they start picking the bones clean..... well  guess  this is our pre-Thanksgiving Friday opportunity... So instead of dressing this up, I'll just say
Happy Thanksgiving to all you turkeys...  cheers
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« Reply #3419 on: November 24, 2017, 08:35:05 AM »

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa ??    Santa stops after three Ho`s....
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