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« Reply #735 on: October 14, 2011, 11:45:55 AM » |
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The Agony of Dyslexia
After Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend.
He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back!"
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« Reply #736 on: October 14, 2011, 12:14:31 PM » |
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Mike, Its "Jerry'.....And that one made my head hurt....................  |
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I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
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« Reply #737 on: October 14, 2011, 01:14:23 PM » |
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Pink Jerry  Mike |
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Nancy -- 201.913 mph record on a production ZX15!
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« Reply #738 on: October 15, 2011, 05:30:14 PM » |
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« Reply #739 on: October 15, 2011, 09:10:27 PM » |
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One of those cute little guys got trapped. I hope he is OK.
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« Reply #740 on: October 15, 2011, 09:36:23 PM » |
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My joke post for the year. DO NOT open until is is Friday.
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« Reply #741 on: October 15, 2011, 11:43:19 PM » |
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One of those cute little guys got trapped. I hope he is OK.
watch him carefully again, I don't think he got hurt  OK while I'm here... How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it.  |
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« Reply #742 on: October 16, 2011, 12:56:05 AM » |
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It's a pretty obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it. Depends on where you shop, but you're probably thinking of that silly pop remix that was used in the title credits of the 1982 Laotian "Matt Helm" knockoff, "Ku Chunk La". At least the producers had the good common sense to letter box the laser disc, rather than crop it. Lot of typo's in the subtitles, though. Of course, that was back when they were signed to Tralfamadore Records - Roger really never did them any favors . . .  |
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« Reply #743 on: October 16, 2011, 10:00:55 AM » |
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Midget, I wonder if there are any LSR venues on Tralfamadore. Wayno |
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« Reply #744 on: October 16, 2011, 10:27:09 AM » |
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Midget, I wonder if there are any LSR venues on Tralfamadore. Wayno Could be, but it sure would be tough trying to set a record in a place where time was non linear.  |
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« Reply #745 on: October 16, 2011, 11:25:33 AM » |
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Midget, I wonder if there are any LSR venues on Tralfamadore. Wayno Could be, but it sure would be tough trying to set a record in a place where time was non linear. Oh, that. Wayno |
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« Reply #746 on: October 16, 2011, 01:09:30 PM » |
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Time is a human invention.
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1. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
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« Reply #747 on: October 16, 2011, 03:24:11 PM » |
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Time is a human invention.
I'll try to rember that next time. Wayno |
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« Reply #748 on: October 16, 2011, 03:38:44 PM » |
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Time is a human invention.
I'll try to rember that next time. Wayno I thought it was money That's what my employer keeps saying G |
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« Reply #749 on: October 16, 2011, 03:53:56 PM » |
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Time is a human invention.
That's why it's always 5 o'clock somewhere!  Or beer-thirty!  |
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