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« Reply #3510 on: February 02, 2018, 09:59:13 AM »

That will be the peak of my humor for now...........
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« Reply #3511 on: February 02, 2018, 10:23:43 AM »

Geeez Chris...............


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« Reply #3512 on: February 02, 2018, 10:31:56 AM »

Generally, I don't drink German beers, but this one is Spot on . . .
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« Reply #3513 on: February 02, 2018, 12:04:34 PM »

Yeah, well...There are two suds to every story.............. cheers
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« Reply #3514 on: February 02, 2018, 12:09:26 PM »

german beer puns can be entertaining....Hit me Beck in you Jever find any...........
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« Reply #3515 on: February 02, 2018, 12:13:54 PM »

If I stay on the computer any longer I`ll get Hacker Pschorrs
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« Reply #3516 on: February 02, 2018, 05:49:21 PM »

Maybe a St. Pauli Girl could help!  grin cheers


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« Reply #3517 on: February 02, 2018, 06:39:49 PM »

THAT'll put a link in your lederhosen . . .
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« Reply #3518 on: February 02, 2018, 06:42:43 PM »

I'm always amused at the name of this beer. In the mid-50s, the St. Pauli district in Hamburg was the red light district; a tawdry, cheap, & rough place for tourists. How did they come up with this name for their beer?

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« Reply #3519 on: February 02, 2018, 07:10:03 PM »

Because it was "the red light district; a tawdry, cheap, & rough place".

We ain't talkin' lemonade here.
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« Reply #3520 on: February 02, 2018, 10:22:36 PM »

Hey! I was born in St. Pauli!
Maybe that explains things a little.

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« Reply #3521 on: February 03, 2018, 12:14:49 AM »

For about 30 years St. Pauli Girl Dark was my favorite mass produced beer that I could find almost anywhere. One day I found that it was no longer available. Discontinued, sacrificed on the alter of small batch IPA with cute labels that are demanding more and more retail shelf space. The beer was smooth, and I'm still quite bitter about it.  Dead Horse
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« Reply #3522 on: February 09, 2018, 08:59:10 AM »

Why did the banana go to the doctor???  He wasn`t peeling well..........
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« Reply #3523 on: February 09, 2018, 09:00:05 AM »

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh???....Ten tickles.............
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« Reply #3524 on: February 09, 2018, 10:03:24 AM »

Funniest squid 'joke' ever: Art Linkleter, "Kids Say the Funniest Things!"
Art asked a young boy what he would do if attacked by a giant squid.
With little or no hesitation and dead serious, he replied, "I'd cut off his testicles!"   shocked cheers

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