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« Reply #3495 on: January 12, 2018, 10:22:50 AM »

.......I bought him his own miniature pirate ship.....It was on sail........................
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« Reply #3496 on: January 19, 2018, 08:50:18 AM »

This guy ends up in court...The judge says" You are here today for drunk driving"..The guy says " Great !!..let`s get started ..." cheers
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« Reply #3497 on: January 19, 2018, 09:53:36 AM »

Know how to tell the moon is waxing?  huh
The dark side is on the left!
Oh, and the screams when the hair comes out!  shocked shocked shocked
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« Reply #3498 on: January 19, 2018, 10:34:48 AM »

BLASPHEMER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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« Reply #3499 on: January 19, 2018, 11:12:32 AM »

Hey Woody...Know why the lumberjack shaved his legs??  Because people kept mistaking him for a feminist.....................
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« Reply #3500 on: January 26, 2018, 09:30:42 AM »

I`ve decided to try to get in better shape using the Fonda work-out.....Peter Fonda. I get up at noon, drop a hit of acid ,smoke a joint and walk over to my sister`s house and borrow money..........
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« Reply #3501 on: January 26, 2018, 09:33:22 AM »

Actual comedy for Friday.....This gem was posted on the "Crap people bring into the shop " thread on GarageJournal.com.  The teenager that bought it was told by the seller that it " Needs rear brakes"   Judge for yourselves.


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« Reply #3502 on: January 26, 2018, 09:38:01 AM »

Nothing funny from me today.  I'm stuck in Oshkosh.  Go ahead and laugh.
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« Reply #3503 on: January 26, 2018, 09:39:57 AM »

MM said:   "... Go ahead and laugh."

B'Gosh! grin grin grin
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« Reply #3504 on: January 26, 2018, 10:42:41 AM »

hey Chris..............


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« Reply #3505 on: January 26, 2018, 11:57:44 AM »

teaching school up there


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« Reply #3506 on: January 26, 2018, 01:40:59 PM »

You`ll be O.K.... M.M...Just don`t fear the wurst.................
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« Reply #3507 on: January 26, 2018, 10:59:06 PM »

Cheese................ you guys
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« Reply #3508 on: February 02, 2018, 09:55:39 AM »

Looked out the window this morning, and my yard was covered with sausages.

So I asked Kate, "What the hell is all this?"

"Idiot," she said, "It's ground hog day!"
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« Reply #3509 on: February 02, 2018, 09:58:37 AM »

I think mountains are funny...They are hill areas...........
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