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« Reply #3480 on: January 08, 2018, 11:49:35 AM »

June Lange says..... rolleyes


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« Reply #3481 on: January 09, 2018, 08:45:50 AM »

woo hoo


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« Reply #3482 on: January 10, 2018, 09:05:27 AM »

getting closer...........


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« Reply #3483 on: January 11, 2018, 09:34:28 AM »

I have memes for sat. and sunday too..............


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« Reply #3484 on: January 12, 2018, 12:14:15 AM »

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!


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« Reply #3485 on: January 12, 2018, 12:15:09 AM »

Why are pirates so mean??? I don`t know either..They just arrrr cheers
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« Reply #3486 on: January 12, 2018, 03:59:06 AM »

Where does a pirate captain keep his buccaneers?

Under his buccin' hat!
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« Reply #3487 on: January 12, 2018, 04:01:13 AM »

What did the pirate first mate see in the toilet?

The captain's log!
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« Reply #3488 on: January 12, 2018, 04:05:26 AM »

What is a pirates favorite doll?

Barrrrrrbie!
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« Reply #3489 on: January 12, 2018, 04:06:41 AM »

What was the pirates golf score?

Parrrrrr!
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« Reply #3490 on: January 12, 2018, 04:10:23 AM »

What did the surgeon charge pirates to pierce their ears?

A buck an ear!
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« Reply #3491 on: January 12, 2018, 09:08:49 AM »

Before this thread gets pirated . . .

A pirate captain quietly walked onto the deck of his ship with the ship's helm wheel swedged to his crotch.
The first mate called for a course correction - "Three degrees starboard!"
The helmsman, who was always an annoyance and usually drunk, didn't quite notice the captain when he went to make the course correction.
"Arrrr!", yelled the captain, "Steady as she goes, helmsman!  You're drivin' me nuts!"
 
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« Reply #3492 on: January 12, 2018, 09:32:06 AM »

Whooooaa, good one, Chris. cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers
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« Reply #3493 on: January 12, 2018, 10:21:07 AM »

A pirate buddy gave me his parrot...It fell in love with a duck and keeps saying "Polly  wanna quacker"
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« Reply #3494 on: January 12, 2018, 10:21:49 AM »

You should hear that parrot sing....All high c`s
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