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« Reply #3285 on: June 23, 2017, 08:16:31 AM »

Hey Pete...what type of music does a weldor prefer???  Heavy Metal...........
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« Reply #3286 on: June 23, 2017, 08:17:22 AM »

Three weldors walk out of a bar....hey, It COULD happen...........
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« Reply #3287 on: June 23, 2017, 08:18:46 AM »

What do you say to a guy with an I.Q. of 22 Huh...." Nice weld " cheers
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« Reply #3288 on: June 23, 2017, 08:20:11 AM »

What do you do when you find a weldor stumbling around in your yard?Huh  Shoot him again........... Dead Horse
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« Reply #3289 on: June 23, 2017, 09:16:46 AM »

Jerry, for cripe's sake -- you can do better than that.

What kind of welder did they use to make Russian aircraft?   A MIG welder cheers
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« Reply #3290 on: June 23, 2017, 11:10:00 AM »

Three weldors walk out of a bar....hey, It COULD happen...........

I rather doubt it!  grin grin grin

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« Reply #3291 on: June 23, 2017, 12:45:09 PM »

Slim...That was re  volt  ing
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« Reply #3292 on: June 23, 2017, 01:19:38 PM »

Pete has been welding for so long....he squeezes the fork to get the food to let go....
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« Reply #3293 on: June 23, 2017, 01:20:18 PM »

back to work...Less chatter..more spatter... cheers
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« Reply #3294 on: June 23, 2017, 02:26:06 PM »

Come on, really?  I'd have thunk welding would be a great topic for your ya-hoos for a Friday.  And I'm so not a metal-sticker-together dude that I barely know which end of a soldering iron to hold.

Tell ya what I'm gonna do:  I'm going home and letting you have the run of the place for a while, K?
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« Reply #3295 on: June 24, 2017, 02:53:03 AM »

Y'all can poke fun at folks who weld, but please remember -- as it says on that old bumper
sticker:  Welders get better penetration . . . in all positions!
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« Reply #3296 on: June 24, 2017, 09:49:26 AM »

Come on, really?  I'd have thunk welding would be a great topic for your ya-hoos for a Friday. 
Doesn't seem to have sparked much interest . . .
But SJF seems to have a creative arc to it . . .
Maybe if we amp it up?
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« Reply #3297 on: June 24, 2017, 10:19:03 AM »

Stick to it and you'll be able to afford a really good buzzbox for listening to your favorite tunes.  I hear they're on sale down at the corner of Lincoln and Miller.  Make sure you get one with foot pedal feed.
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« Reply #3298 on: June 30, 2017, 07:37:59 AM »

This guy is hitchhiking on a lonely desert highway and a car stops..Driver asks if he is a lawyer..guy says no and the car speeds away...another car stops and asks if he is a lawyer and sure enough..he says no and the car drives away...THIRD car stops, gorgeous blonde with awe inspiring  breasts  asks if he is a lawyer..Guy says YES ! and she tells him to hop in. About 3 miles down the road the guy looks over at the woman and thinks " I`ve only been an lawyer for a couple minutes and I already want to f*&^ someone...." cheers
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« Reply #3299 on: June 30, 2017, 10:32:33 AM »

Anyone with a delicate ear is discouraged from listening to the audio on the link.  Jerry, top this for being funny.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=50b_1456232574
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