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« Reply #3240 on: June 02, 2017, 07:26:07 AM »

No wonder it is always wet in England....The Queen has reigned for decades............................
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« Reply #3241 on: June 02, 2017, 09:40:32 AM »

MM asked:  "...So Slim, when you take Nancy and the crew out as the designated driver, does that make her and her crew the Ale Wives?"

Seriously -- they really do call themselves the Lowe's Ho's, and even have the t-shirts to prove it.  Nothin' subtle about these wenches. cheers cheers
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« Reply #3242 on: June 02, 2017, 10:53:04 PM »

While we're on the fishing expedition . . .

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

This is typical of what you hear when you spend all day running sound for the leadership of the Milwaukee Synod of the Evangelical Lutheran's annual Plenary.

500 years of reformation, and I get better jokes out of Jerry . . .  undecided

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« Reply #3243 on: June 09, 2017, 06:33:28 AM »

I just read a joke about a broken egg...It cracked me up................
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« Reply #3244 on: June 09, 2017, 06:38:00 AM »

I can post egg jokes all day long...I have a hen-cyclopedia full of them.................
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« Reply #3245 on: June 09, 2017, 06:40:05 AM »

No, no, Jerry -- don't   It'd be a shell of a thing for us to put up with all day.
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« Reply #3246 on: June 09, 2017, 07:14:03 AM »

No, no, Jerry -- don't   It'd be a shell of a thing for us to put up with all day.


Ahh, Slim, relax . . . It's all just for yolks . . .
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« Reply #3247 on: June 09, 2017, 07:24:33 AM »

(This one will take a bit of basic egg-farmer knowledge):

Chris, don't bother trying -- you can't hold a candle to Jerry.
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« Reply #3248 on: June 09, 2017, 09:02:08 AM »

this guy was walking down the street w/ a fried egg on his head...I asked why he was doing that and he said ..." Because the boiled ones roll off...."
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« Reply #3249 on: June 09, 2017, 09:05:55 AM »

a magician turned his competitor into an egg...He was poaching his tricks.................... Dead Horse
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« Reply #3250 on: June 09, 2017, 09:16:58 AM »

JerFloy said:  "... Because the boiled ones roll off."



Jerry, I've gotta tell you -- that one was pretty good.  Thanks.
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« Reply #3251 on: June 09, 2017, 09:48:06 AM »

Same guy was dragging a chain..I asked why and he said"  You ever try PUSHING one " ?.....
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« Reply #3252 on: June 09, 2017, 09:51:37 AM »

a chicken walks into a library and says " Buk buk buk"...Librarian surmises that the ol` hen wants 3 books. she hands over 3 books and the hen walks out. Librarian follows to see what the bird needs the books for and sees the chicken walk down to a pond and place the books in front of a bullfrog..The bullfrog says .."  reddit...reddit....reddit..................
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« Reply #3253 on: June 09, 2017, 10:00:45 AM »

and who the hell is this jerfloy fella??  Looks like you...scrambled some letters............. evil
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« Reply #3254 on: June 09, 2017, 10:18:04 AM »

(This one will take a bit of basic egg-farmer knowledge):

Chris, don't bother trying -- you can't hold a candle to Jerry.

Omletting him have free-range on this for the rest of the day.
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