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Author Topic: Stupid joke Friday  (Read 555386 times)
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« Reply #3135 on: February 10, 2017, 10:57:27 AM »

Witch valve did they replace? Intake or exhaust?
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« Reply #3136 on: February 10, 2017, 11:37:37 AM »

Just turn the other cheek Bob...you`ll be better off in the end...............
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« Reply #3137 on: February 10, 2017, 11:38:13 AM »

....pooped myself out w/ all that typing..............
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« Reply #3138 on: February 10, 2017, 11:39:07 AM »

...and be careful w/ your spelling...Slim is sorta anal about that...............
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« Reply #3139 on: February 10, 2017, 11:41:17 AM »

...punctuation too..esp. the proper use of a colon.............
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« Reply #3140 on: February 10, 2017, 02:10:50 PM »

Jerry, please don't use that word.  I've got my prescription for MoviPrep right here -- the fateful day is approaching.  Oh, crap. . .
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« Reply #3141 on: February 10, 2017, 03:07:45 PM »

Reminds me of the Irish proctologist...Colon O`Scopy...........
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« Reply #3142 on: February 10, 2017, 04:35:25 PM »

Jerry, I heard he use two fingers - just to get a second opinion!  shocked sad tongue

1.      What do you call a potato wearing glasses at a volleyball game?  A Speck-tater.

2.      When I found out my wife replaced our bath mat with a trampoline, I went through the roof!

3.      As Carolyn watched a dog chasing its tail, she thought, “Dogs are easily amused.” Then she realized she was watching a dog chasing its tail.

4.      Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing its Tuesday.

5.      I went skydiving without a parachute. I will never do that again!

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« Reply #3143 on: February 10, 2017, 07:56:33 PM »

Witch valve did they replace? Intake or exhaust?

Exhaust, I believe cheers
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« Reply #3144 on: February 10, 2017, 10:33:45 PM »

When I was twelve I told my mom I wanted a watch for Christmas,
 but she wouldn't let me.
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« Reply #3145 on: February 10, 2017, 11:01:53 PM »

A friend went to Palm Springs this morning for a week's stay.  Since he just sent me these this afternoon, I guess he's bored already.

• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
 
• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
 
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
 
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist
 
• They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Typo.
 
• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
 
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
 
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
 
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
 
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
 
• When chemists die, they barium.
 
• I'm reading a book about antigravity. I just can't put it down.
 
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
 
• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
 
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
 
• Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
 
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
 
• Broken pencils are pointless.
 
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
 
• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
 
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
 
• Velcro: what a rip off!
 
• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn't last.

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« Reply #3146 on: February 10, 2017, 11:04:05 PM »

Witch valve did they replace? Intake or exhaust?

Exhaust, I believe cheers

Yep, the one in the middle of the pump before the final exhaust valve

Slim.... good to know you're about to give a Subaru about something...  grin  rolleyes
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« Reply #3147 on: February 11, 2017, 10:57:56 PM »

Slim-

Let's hope that they find out that you are a perfect Acura hole.

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(Note to all, this was allowed to remain here because it was part of the conversation... it was not posted on Friday, but it was still pretty funny)
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« Reply #3148 on: February 17, 2017, 09:45:01 AM »

How does a lumberjack get online??  He logs on..............
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« Reply #3149 on: February 17, 2017, 09:45:46 AM »

Does Mickey Mouse`s wife drive a Minnie van Huh?
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