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« Reply #3090 on: December 30, 2016, 07:57:18 PM »

I'm gonna turn over a new leaf this New Years Eve.... wonder if the Nissan dealer will let me take one out  rolleyes
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« Reply #3091 on: December 31, 2016, 01:43:41 PM »

I'm headed out to the Ford dealer -- I'm gonna break a Mustang.
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« Reply #3092 on: December 31, 2016, 02:23:50 PM »

I'm going to the Chevy dealer to shoot an Impala.
If Stan can post on Saturday I guess I can. cheers

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« Reply #3093 on: December 31, 2016, 02:52:22 PM »

All right:  I'm suffering a bit of Montezuma's revenge, so I'm going to the International truck dealer to get a binder.

Over to youse guys.
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« Reply #3094 on: December 31, 2016, 04:25:25 PM »

I'll see your Binder (got to be old to know they were called that) and at my age, go get me a new Pererbilt grin

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« Reply #3095 on: December 31, 2016, 04:51:42 PM »

As long as we're comparing trucks with women, "How 'bout the Freightshaker on that honey over there?" (said one truck driver to another). Dead Horse
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« Reply #3096 on: January 06, 2017, 09:01:21 AM »

 huh...............any-hoo..There was a Roman General who had an attack due to epilepsy whenever there  was a winter storm...It was always " hail-Seizure '.. cheers
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« Reply #3097 on: January 06, 2017, 09:03:11 AM »

I won a sapling as a door prize at the Winter Carnival !!!  I like this  Win-Tree weather !!! cheers
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« Reply #3098 on: January 06, 2017, 10:09:52 AM »

Jerry, go back to bed and take a nap.  Maybe when you wake up your jokes will be better.

Thank you. grin
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« Reply #3099 on: January 06, 2017, 10:14:20 AM »

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At least Jerry's trying. Sometimes VERY trying. grin grin

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« Reply #3100 on: January 06, 2017, 10:14:49 AM »

As long as we're comparing trucks with women, "How 'bout the Freightshaker on that honey over there?" (said one truck driver to another). Dead Horse

Peterbilt, Kenworth and Freightliner have entered into a joint venture to make a new truck. It will be named a PeterWorthShakin....
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« Reply #3101 on: January 06, 2017, 10:29:24 AM »

"That's a PeterWorthShakin' ya got there, Mack!"

Next?
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« Reply #3102 on: January 06, 2017, 06:04:35 PM »

Maybe this will take some of the heat off Jerry ..... tongue

1.      When is the best time to buy a boat?  When there is a sail on it.

2.      Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?  Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

3.     What happens if you eat yeast mixed in with shoe polish?  Tomorrow morning, you will rise and shine!

4.     What do you call a pile of kittens?  A meowtain.

5.     What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?  A cat-has-trophy.

"MAN [German truck], that's a PeterWorthShakin' ya got there, Mack!"
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« Reply #3103 on: January 06, 2017, 09:13:24 PM »

My girlfriend thinks I'm stalking her,,,,,,,,actually she's not really my girlfriend,,,,,yet.
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« Reply #3104 on: January 07, 2017, 12:02:13 AM »

So Hoss, buy her some nylons... or better yet try silk stalking  cheers
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