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« Reply #2940 on: July 15, 2016, 02:10:31 PM »

Why do we invest money with a person called a " Broker" Huh? huh
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« Reply #2941 on: July 15, 2016, 04:10:31 PM »

Because you get "Broker" rolleyes
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« Reply #2942 on: July 22, 2016, 07:29:14 AM »

why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks??...Because...they are a little meteor..... cheers
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« Reply #2943 on: July 22, 2016, 07:36:27 AM »

Good morning to you, too, Jerry. rolleyes
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« Reply #2944 on: July 22, 2016, 08:42:50 AM »

Yes  3-S...I was late with my moon joke...I`m running ...behind cheers
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« Reply #2945 on: July 22, 2016, 08:43:53 AM »

BUT....Do you know how the man in the moon cuts his hair??? ..... eclipse it cheers
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« Reply #2946 on: July 22, 2016, 09:02:13 AM »

What do you get after playing the lute for 10 hours straight?
Minstrel cramps.

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« Reply #2947 on: July 22, 2016, 09:31:35 AM »

This is from Rodney Dangerfield.

I've cut back on smoking. Now I only smoke after sex. Problem is I have the same pack I bought in 1987.

Yea yea, but my wife is up to three packs a day.



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« Reply #2948 on: July 22, 2016, 10:07:34 AM »

What do you get after playing the lute for 10 hours straight?
Minstrel cramps.

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true...But they come with no strings attached.......sorry,  just trying to....pad...my post count.
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« Reply #2949 on: July 22, 2016, 02:18:58 PM »

Jerry, I see scientists from Russia, India and China are all trying to reinvigorate their lunar space programs - which will lead to crater diversity.
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« Reply #2950 on: July 22, 2016, 02:35:21 PM »

I don`t know what kind of impact that will have Chris..........................
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« Reply #2951 on: July 22, 2016, 02:54:01 PM »

They're off to a rocky start....

But at least the gravity of the subject won't keep them down.
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« Reply #2952 on: July 29, 2016, 08:08:14 AM »

Know why you never see elephants hiding in trees??....Because they are REALLY good at it..................
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« Reply #2953 on: July 29, 2016, 08:08:57 AM »

How does a train eat ??...It goes choo-choo................
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« Reply #2954 on: July 29, 2016, 08:11:45 AM »

YEA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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