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Author Topic: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread  (Read 254715 times)
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« Reply #930 on: May 23, 2018, 09:50:31 AM »

drop a zero?  you still cheesed off over Pearl Harbor Huh cheers
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« Reply #931 on: June 08, 2018, 01:14:09 PM »

Not a joke....but still entertaining...My buddy Dan bought a `52 Ford 8N tractor...Got a "good deal" because of an electrical issue that drained the battery over night.  He tired of the battery charger/ jump start routine and decided to fire a complete broad side from the parts cannon at it. Replaced the battery cables, battery (twice) regulator, wiring harness ,solenoid and ammeter. I went over to his place to have a look and offer shrugged shoulders .  Quick peek at the connections revealed the armature and field leads were reversed at the regulator.  Works much better now. cheers
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« Reply #932 on: June 19, 2018, 08:11:04 AM »

This Land Speed racer wins  one million dollars on a lottery ticket......His wife asks what he will do with "all that cash"...He ponders for a moment and says..." Guess I`ll keep racing at Bonneville until the million runs out" shocked
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« Reply #933 on: July 19, 2018, 07:50:33 AM »

Caitlyn Jenner`s kids see right through her....she`s " Trans-parent " cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers
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