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« on: December 24, 2011, 05:55:16 AM » |
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As i stated in my first post i am a newbie so with respect i ask that you discuss wet, aerodynamicly challenged, top heavy women deep at the bottom of older subjects. When i was struct down with health problems and was strapped in a wheelchair and could not take care of myself or wipe my bxxx, no the drool off my face, my wife had to take over for a couple of years. She got used to seeing after me and a great job she has done but if i did not remember to clear the screen and she saw the above referenced aerodynamic problem she might not let me play I still have a memory problem so i don't know if i read somwhere or thought this up myself, but i can definately relate after starting a new life "Inside every old man is a young man wondering, what the hell happened"
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« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2011, 08:58:31 AM » |
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Gerrall:
That is a great line, my wife calls me crazy but I tell her I am a 15 year old trapped in a 52 year old body....but I like your line better! I do feel like what the hell happened. But like you I am not done yet.
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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2011, 09:37:29 AM » |
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Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2011, 11:29:09 AM » |
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 The "Peter Pan" syndrome,,I've lived it for years!
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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2011, 11:38:41 AM » |
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2011, 01:04:32 PM » |
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« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2011, 01:09:43 AM » |
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you are never too old to have a happy childhood....
As to the other matter, aerodynamic challenges... that has got to be streamlining when one parts the air being entered before arriving.
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« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2011, 08:54:47 AM » |
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Whats old? |
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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2012, 04:42:08 PM » |
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My memory still escapes me, does anyone remember what wise man said on Hot Rod tv "If you want to see and be seen this is the place to be" I suppose this could refer to Wilminton as well.
Don't try to pick a fight with an old man for he probably will just shoot you.
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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2012, 09:33:58 PM » |
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As my brother told a guy who was "raising" his voice at him, "Dude you are mistaken, you are not going to whip my accura or kick my butt; and I am to old and fat to try to run anymore, so under the circumstances it will not bother me at all to just shoot you with this .45".
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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2012, 09:43:09 PM » |
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When necessary a pull with the finger is lots less exertion, but hopefully just the threat is all that would ever be necessary.
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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2012, 01:46:34 AM » |
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... Don't try to pick a fight with an old man for he probably will just shoot you... For never having met me, you seem to know me awfully well... |
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« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2012, 02:11:49 AM » |
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Pontiac Jack, don't tell me you do not sleep at night as well. A good night's sleep is two hours in 15 minute naps in the den, I don't even try to go to bed but that is when Ido my best work!
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« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2012, 03:44:32 AM » |
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The "Peter Pan" syndrome,,I've lived it for years! My thoughts exactly as seen on the back bumper of my "Wabbit" From the other end of the spectrum, I seem to ask a lot "Am I having fun yet" just in case I don't know for sure  |
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« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2012, 03:53:15 AM » |
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My eyes are too bad to read your bumper but I get the jest. I wonder if lsr causes lnsomnia?
Garrell
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